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<title>The Flop House: Episode 54 - Gamer</title>
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<itunes:subtitle>Our most self-indulgent movie minute yet!</itunes:subtitle>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #50 - Delgo</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>No go Delgo.  </itunes:subtitle>
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<itunes:subtitle>Most legends don&#8217;t co-star Chris Klein.</itunes:subtitle>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #45 - Skinwalkers</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>We&#8217;re joined by the authors of The Werewolf&#8217;s Guide to Life, to dissect this werewolf travesty.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #29 - Movie Minute Mailbag</title>
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<description><![CDATA[More letters from our loyal listeners.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 6 Sep 2009 16:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>More letters from our loyal listeners.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #44 - Knowing</title>
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<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme<br/>0:34 - 33:52 - The original Peaches unearth a time capsule with a warning for all mankind: avoid Knowing.<br/>33:53 - 36:27- Final judgments <br/>36:28 - 37:34 - A break for station identification.<br/>37:35 - 42:50 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag<br/>42:51 - 47:59 - The sad bastards recommend.<br/>48:00 - 49:17 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Knowing, Nic Cage, bad movies, film, review, humor, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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<itunes:subtitle>Knowing Me, Knowing Nic Cage&#8217;s Inexplicable Career Choices</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House_ Episode #43 - Righteous Kill</title>
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<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme<br/>0:38 - 5:20 - We spend some time discussing Stuart&#8217;s penis and introduce our guest host, Meghan O&#8217;Neill.<br/>5:21 - 36:59 - How many lousy movies do two of the greatest actors of their generation have to make, before we give up on them?&nbsp; Just one, if it&#8217;s Righteous Kill.<br/>37:00 - 38:06- A break for station identification and all things Flop House.<br/>38:07 - 42:45 - Final judgments<br/>42:46 - 43:52 - We tease letters but cruelly do not read any this episode.<br/>43:53 - 51:27 - The sad bastards recommend.<br/>51:28 - 53:20 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>De Niro! Pacino! Together in the most generic cop thriller never on Cinemax.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Movie Minute Klassic - Comic Heroes</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The Flop House gets just as lazy in August as anyone else, so while we&#8217;re on vacation, please enjoy this rerun of our most popular movie minute.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 9 Aug 2009 19:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>A Very Ziggy Rerun</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #42 - Paul Blart: Mall Cop</title>
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<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme<br/>0:31 - 3:09 - We introduce our guest host, Brock Mahan.<br/>3:10 - 30:55 - We watch that mall cop movie. No, not that one. The dumb one.<br/>30:56 - 34:00- Final judgments<br/>34:01 - 39:42 - The sad bastards recommend.<br/>39:43 - 40:50 - Goodbyes, theme and a special message about Stuart&#8217;s penis.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 2 Aug 2009 17:29:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>Wish I could be... Blart of your world.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #28 - Criterion Collection</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Lou Fernandez of Loureads.com helps us out by lending his melifluous pipes and his sophisticated producing style to this advertisement.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 17:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>Lou Fernandez, Lou Reads, loureads.com, Dan McCoy, Flop House, Movie Minute, Criterion Collection, ad spoof</itunes:keywords>
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<itunes:subtitle>Lou Fernandez of Loureads.com helps us out by lending his melifluous pipes and his sophisticated producing style to this advert</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House_ Episode #41 - 12 Rounds</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Dan was out of town this weekend, so he didn&#8217;t have time to write full
show notes for this episode, but he did have time to post it, and HERE
IT IS!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>Zounds! 12 Rounds!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #27 - Oscar Double Down</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Thanks to recording in advance, we&#8217;re a little late to the party discussing the Oscar Best Picture change.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 14:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>Thanks to recording in advance, we&#8217;re a little late to the party discussing the Oscar Best Picture change.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #40 - Friday the 13th</title>
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<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:35 - Introduction and theme<br/>0:36 - 39:20 - We apparently have more to say about Friday the 13th than any movie we&#8217;ve watched previously.<br/>39:21 - 43:40- The most shocking final judgments yet.<br/>43:41 - 51:24 - Listener mail<br/>51:25 - 56:06 - In lieu of film recommendation, a slew of plugs: a zine, Elliott&#8217;s film series, and Dan&#8217;s sketch group.<br/>56:07 - 56:42 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:56:42</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Friday the 13th, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, bad movies, film, reviews, humor, comedy</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Topless waterskiing! We discuss Friday the 13th.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #39 - Bride Wars</title>
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<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme<br/>0:32 - 2:22 - We introduce our guest host: stand-up comedian and comedy writer Amanda Melson.<br/>2:23 - 31:20 - In Bride Wars, there are no winners.&nbsp; Only bloodstained white tulle.<br/>31:21 - 34:23- Final judgments<br/>34:24 - 39:02 - Listener mail, and a revelation about Dan&#8217;s slumlord background.<br/>39:03 - 45:40 - The sad bastards recommend<br/>45:41 - 47:24 - Goodbyes, theme and outtakes.<br/><br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:32:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>Bride Wars, Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, Amanda Melson, comedy, bad movie, review, film, humor</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>We watch Bride Wars. It&#8217;s kind of like Star Wars for teen girls.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #26 - Orson Welles for The Flop House</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Paul Masson&#8217;s got nothing on us.<br/><br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 7 Jun 2009 20:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:01:13</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Dan McCoy, Paul Masson, podcast, commercial, Flop House, Orson Welles, outtakes</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Paul Masson&#8217;s got nothing on us.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #38 - Beverly Hills Chihuahua</title>
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<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:41 - Introduction and theme<br/>0:42 -&nbsp; 31:36 - We discuss Beverly Hills Chihuahua, the movie that made talking Chihuahuas a national sensation. Wait... I&#8217;m thinking of Taco Bell.<br/>31:36 - 38:38 - Final judgments<br/>38:39 - 46:00 - After some hilarity about the Civil War, we read a letter from a listener.<br/>46:01 - 53:19 - The sad bastards recommend<br/>53:20 - 55:35 - Dan reveals a shameful talent for remembering celebrity nude scenes, followed by goodbyes, theme and outtakes.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 19:14:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:55:35</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Beverly Hills Chihuahua, the movie that made talking Chihuahuas a national sensation. Wait... I&#8217;m thinking of Taco Bell.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #25 - Remake Reuse Recycle</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Elliott lists some terrible remake ideas, while Stu contributes a remake he&#8217;d like to see.<br/><br type="_moz"/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 20:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:13:19</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>movie minute, flop house, comedy, humor, remakes, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Elliott lists some terrible remake ideas, while Stu contributes a remake he&#8217;d like to see.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #37 - Seven Pounds</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=479867#</link>
<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme<br/>0:34 -&nbsp; 27:04 - Will Smith.&nbsp; Rosario Dawson.&nbsp; A Jellyfish.&nbsp; The formula for a blockbuster smash?&nbsp; We discuss Seven Pounds.<br/>27:05 - 29:50 - Final judgments<br/>29:51 - 34:38 - The sad bastards recommend<br/>34:39 - 40:04 - Some last minute bitching and moaning about Seven Pounds, followed by goodbyes, theme and outtakes.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 16:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:40:04</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Seven Pounds, Will Smith, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Flop House, bad movies, film, comedy, humor, review</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>America said, &#34;Surely they can&#8217;t make a dull movie with Will Smith,&#34; and Hollywood said, &#34;Oh yeah?&#34;  and gave us Seven Pounds.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #24 - 18 Again, Again</title>
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<description><![CDATA[America swaps bodies with its younger self, to go back to a time when body-swap movies were popular.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 22:48:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>body swap, 17 again, 18 again, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, bad movies, film, humor, comedy, flop house</itunes:keywords>
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<itunes:subtitle>America swaps bodies with its younger self, to go back to a time when body-swap movies were popular.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #36 - The Spirit</title>
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<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme<br/>0:34 -&nbsp; 31:12 - After a brief trip south of the border, we talk about The Spirit. The movie that manages to make superheroes dull and cleavage unsexy.<br/>31:13 - 33:24 - Final judgments<br/>33:25 - 42:27 - The sad bastards recommend<br/>42:28 - 46:09 - A little talk about ghosts and Jedi molestation, followed by goodbyes, theme and outtakes.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 3 May 2009 19:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:46:09</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>The Spirit, Frank Miller, comedy, humor, film, bad movies, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Flop House</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>We talk about The Spirit. The movie that manages to make superheroes dull and cleavage unsexy.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #35 - Fireproof</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=455047#</link>
<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:35 - Introduction and theme.<br/>0:36 - 29:03 - We are way, way too soft on Fireproof, in order to avoid ticking off our vast, yet nonexistent, audience of evangelical listeners.<br/>29:04 - 35:26 - Final judgments. <br/>35:27 - 44:39 - A letter from a listener illuminates important Flop House guidelines.<br/>44:40 - 55:09 - The sad bastards recommend.<br/>55:10 - 57:34 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:27:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:57:34</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flop House, comedy, humor, film, bad movie, Fireproof, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Kirk Cameron IS Fireproof, just as religious films are apparently critic-proof.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #23 - Twisted Trailers 3: Your Sister is a Werewolf</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Even more trailers for upcoming films.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 4 Apr 2009 17:42:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>Even more trailers for upcoming films.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #34 - Mirrors</title>
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<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:38 - Introduction and theme.<br/>0:39 - 30:46 - Is Mirrors scarier or less scary than any other horror film starring an inanimate object?<br/>30:47 - 33:46 - Final judgments.&nbsp; <br/>33:47 - 43:35 - Letters from listeners and a window into Dan&#8217;s low self esteem.<br/>43:36 - 49:25 - The sad bastards recommend.<br/>49:26 - 50:11 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>We watch Kiefer Sutherland in Mirrors. The movie-- we didn&#8217;t break into his bathroom.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #22 - Extended Outtakes</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Since people seem to enjoy the outtakes, here&#8217;s an extended peek behind the Flop House curtain, with even more talk of Demon Knight and other topics.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:02:44</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:subtitle>Since people seem to enjoy the outtakes, here&#8217;s an extended peek behind the Flop House curtain.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #33 - An American Carol</title>
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<description><![CDATA[No time for show notes this week, but enjoy the episode.<br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 01:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:54:00</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>What does conservative comedy look like? We hope not An American Carol.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #21 - Who Watches the Watchmen&#8217;s Penises</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Turns out it&#8217;s Whoopi Goldberg.<br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Mar 2009 17:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<author>theflophousepodcast@gmail.com</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:03:05</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Turns out it&#8217;s Whoopi Goldberg.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Academy Awards Flopstacular 2009!</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=438527#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Apologies for the sound quality of this show.&nbsp; We had sound issues we weren&#8217;t aware of until well after the taping.<br/><br/>0:00 - 0:26 - Theme<br/>0:27 - 45:34 - We discuss the Oscars. Oh surely the skies will be dark tonight as all the stars are in Hollywood&#8217;s Kodak Theater!<br/>45:35 - 55:35 - Letters from listeners.<br/>55:36 - 56:39 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.<br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Mar 2009 18:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:56:39</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Oscars, Academy Awards, Flop House, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, movies, film, comedy, humor</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>All about the Oscars. Also: sorry about the audio problems in this episode.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #20 - Pool Cleaning</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Clean up in your Oscar pool the scientific way!]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 16:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:02:42</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Clean up in your Oscar pool the scientific way!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #31 - Swing Vote</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=433528#</link>
<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.<br/>0:33 - 3:41 - We introduce guest host extraordinaire Will Hines.<br/>3:42 - 33:37 - What happens when the American election comes down to JUST ONE VOTE?&nbsp; Wait.&nbsp; You say that would never happen?&nbsp; Shit.&nbsp; Then what are we gonna do about this Swing Vote movie?&nbsp; I guess we should just make fun of it.<br/>33:38 - 38:23 - Final judgments.&nbsp; Plus: the weirdest joke ever to appear on The Flop House.<br/>38:24 - 51:09 - Letters from listeners.<br/>51:10 - 58:26 - The sad bastards recommend.<br/>58:27 - 59:17 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.<br/><br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Kevin Costner holds America hostage in the gumming satire, Swing Vote.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Flop House Klassic - Untraceable</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=431155#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Dan was on vacation this week, and he owns all the recording equipment.&nbsp; So, until next week&#8217;s new episode, please enjoy this re-run.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 8 Feb 2009 20:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>Flop House, Flop House Klassic, re-run, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, comedy, humor, film, movies, Untraceable</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Dan was on vacation this week, and he owns all the equipment. So until next week, please enjoy this re-run.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #19 - Oscar Bait</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=428757#</link>
<description><![CDATA[We make up for our lost movie minute with our longest supplemental episode yet, about how the Oscars are always wrong.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 1 Feb 2009 17:21:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:20:48</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Oscars, Academy Awards, Flop House, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliot Kalan, film, movies, humor, comedy</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>We make up for our lost movie minute with our longest supplemental episode yet, about how the Oscars are always wrong.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #30 - Bangkok Dangerous</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=426019#</link>
<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme<br/>0:32 - 22:00 - Watch out for Nicholas Cage. That motherfucker is BANGKOK Dangerous.<br/>22:01 - 34:35 - We get bored of talking about Bangkok Dangerous, and quickly digress into talk of AVP2, pornography, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Zombie Strippers, Return of the Jedi, and Hitman (with a little more Bangkok Dangerous thrown in as anti-spice)<br/>34:36 - 39:28 - Final judgments<br/>39:30 - 46:59 - Letters from listeners.<br/>47:00 - 52:35- The sad bastards recommend.<br/>52:36 - 53:54 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 17:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:53:54</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Nic Cage&#8217;s greasy hair is a deadly hitman in Bangkok Dangerous.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #29 - Step Up 2: The Streets</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=421423#</link>
<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme<br/>0:32 - 2:00 - We reintroduce ourselves, after our long winter&#8217;s nap.<br/>2:01 - 33:51- In the long tradition of dance films, this is certainly one of them.<br/>33:52 - 36:40 - Final judgments<br/>36:41 - 43:25 - Letters from listeners.<br/>43:26 - 54:33 - The sad bastards recommend, New Year&#8217;s special - our top five films of the year.<br/>54:34 - 55:50 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:55:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flop House, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Step Up 2 The Streets, bad movies, film, humor, comedy, review</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>We get served... a big helping of Step Up 2: The Streets</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #18 - Misfit Toys</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Christmas specials under the microscope.<br/><br/>The music you hear in this episode is Hark the Herald Angels sing, as performed by Doug Hammer on the album Noel, courtesy of feelslikechristmas.com, which provides free Christmas music for personal and nonprofit use.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:04:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flop House, Dan McCoy, movie minute, Christmas specials, misfit toys, Christmas, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Christmas specials under the microscope.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #28 - Mr. Magorium&#8217;s Wonder Emporium</title>
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<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.<br/>0:35 - 5:04 - We spend the first five minutes talking about a movie about toys that WASN&#8217;T the one we watched, released more than a decade ago.<br/>5:05 - 11:14 - We make a brief feint at discussing Mr. Magorium&#8217;s Wonder Emporium, but quickly get sidetracked by Willy Wonka and old-time character actors.<br/>11:15 - 35:41 - We finally manage to focus on the topic at hand, the horrifying tale of a sentient toy store and its insane inhabitants.&nbsp; What&#8217;s that?&nbsp; It&#8217;s a kids&#8217; film? ...You sure?<br/>35:42 - 40:05 - Final judgments.<br/>40:06 - 44:10 - Copyright infringement, listener mail, and discussion of nude Lea Thompson.<br/>44:11 - 46:34 - The MOST IMPORTANT SEGMENT EVER.<br/>46:35 - 54:38 - The sad bastards recommend.<br/>54:39 - 58:30 - Goodbyes, outtakes, and theme.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 18:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:58:30</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>The Bataan Death March of whimsy.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #17 - Twisted Trailers 2: Two Shades of Blue</title>
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<description><![CDATA[More trailers for the biggest winter releases.<br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Dec 2008 17:05:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:02:52</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>More trailers for the biggest winter releases. </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #27 - 27 Dresses</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=405790#</link>
<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.<br/>0:33 - 2:15 - Mustaches are much discussed.<br/>2:16 - 32:22 - We talk about the Katherine Heigel rom-com 27 Dresses, and show our affinity for the material by staying on-topic almost never.&nbsp; Also: boobs.<br/>32:23 - 36:30 - Final judgments, in which 27 Dresses manages to SHATTER the Flop House categories.<br/>36:31 - 46:17 - The sad bastards recommend.&nbsp; Plus, we learn another famous person Elliott has had tangential interactions with.&nbsp; And also: even more boobs.<br/>46:18 - 48:46 - November-December is Flop House listener pledge drive season - but you don&#8217;t have to pay us in cash-- just recruit new listeners.<br/>48:47 - 51:30 - We write the great lost sex comedy, &quot;Lustache.&quot;<br/>51:31 - 52:55 - Goodbyes, theme, outtakes, and a whole heck of a lot more boobs.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 13:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>The gang does each other&#8217;s hair and watches 27 Dresses.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #16 - Missed Connections</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=403407#</link>
<description><![CDATA[We present this alternate, much shorter, version of the Al Pacino film 88 Minutes.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:04:30</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>We present this alternate, much shorter, version of the Al Pacino film 88 Minutes.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #26 - 88 Minutes</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=401218#</link>
<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme.<br/>0:31 - 5:02 - We explain why we&#8217;re the dynamic duo this week, and talk about how much we miss Stuart.&nbsp; Also: we engage in the name-droppiest name dropping yet, as Elliott tells the story of the time he met PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA.<br/>5:03 - 32:52 - We talk about 88 Minutes, the movie that is a worse example of real-time filmmaking than Nick of Time, and a far worse example of post-mortem semen-swapping than Presumed Innocent.<br/>32:53 - 37:25 - Final judgments, plus a brief side-track into dream analysis.<br/>37:26 - 45:43 - The sad bastards recommend.&nbsp; <br/>45:43 - 46:32 - We talk about Stuart some more.&nbsp; Jeez!&nbsp; Why don&#8217;t us guys get a room, already!<br/>46:33 - 49:03 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 9 Nov 2008 18:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>It&#8217;s the dynamic duo this week, for a discussion of the sadly overlong 88 Minutes.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #15 - Hor-nutz!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Stuart&#8217;s harrowing tale of survival is now a zany comedy starring Seth Rogan.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 15:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>Stuart&#8217;s harrowing tale of survival is now a zany comedy starring Seth Rogan. </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #25 - The Happening</title>
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<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:39 - Introduction and theme.<br/>0:40 - 41:28 - It&#8217;s a Flop House event!&nbsp; We&#8217;ve been waiting so long for the DVD release for M. Night Shyamalan&#8217;s The Happening that we jump right in and don&#8217;t stop talking about it for forty minutes.&nbsp; (Would I call it a &quot;Flop House happening?&quot;&nbsp; No.&nbsp; That would be dumb.)<br/>41:29 - 44:17 - Final judgments on The Happening.<br/>44:18 - 48:30 - What the heck.&nbsp; Final judgments on M. Night, too.<br/>48:31 - 56:40 - The sad bastards recommend. <br/>56:41 - 58:26 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 13:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:58:26</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:subtitle>It&#8217;s finally here! We happen upon M. Night Shyamalan&#8217;s The Happening.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #14 - McShane-McCain</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div class="postBody">In the first edition of Name Droppin&#8217;, Elliott talks about working with Ian McShane.</div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 16:32:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:05:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>movie minute, supplemental episodes, Ian McShane, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Dan McCoy, comedy, Flop House, humor&#8217;</itunes:keywords>
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<itunes:subtitle>In the first edition of Name Droppin&#8217;, Elliott talks about working with Ian McShane.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #24 - Prom Night</title>
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<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme.<br/>0:38 - 1:54 - The whole team is back together again, so to celebrate they ramble off-topic for a while.<br/>1:55 - 37:13 - We talk about Prom Night, a shocking expose about the incompetence of the Bridgeport police department.<br/>37:14 - 40:35 - Final judgments.<br/>40:36 - 49:27 - We explain why we haven&#8217;t had the Flop House contest winner on, announce a winner of the Ewe Boll contest, and Dan shamelessly plugs his own project.<br/>49:28 - 52:54 - The sad bastards recommend. <br/>52:55 - 54:30 - Goodbyes, theme, outtakes, and many, many sound effects]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 4 Oct 2008 19:06:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:54:30</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Prom Night, Flop House, bad movies, horror, shocktober, film, humor, comedy, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Shocktober begins with our examination of Prom Night, a.k.a. Generic Slasher #1485.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #13 - Rainy Day Fun</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We give you directions on how to make your own Flop House at home.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 18:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:03:54</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:subtitle>We give you directions on how to make your own Flop House at home.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Flop House Klassic - Bratz</title>
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<description><![CDATA[What do you get when Stuart is out of town on vacation, Elliott is busy transitioning from one high-stress television comedy job to another high-stress television comedy job, and Dan is having Internet problems?&nbsp; A rerun!&nbsp; Hey, at least we don&#8217;t do it as much as LOST.&nbsp; (Well, as much as they used to... before their uninterrupted seasons... lets pretend that joke was still relevant and move on). <br/><br/>In this, one of our favorite episodes, we discussed Bratz-- a movie that was so unexpectedly delightful in its badness that it became the gold standard for Flop House film ratings.&nbsp; Enjoy.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 16:51:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>Due to a confluence of unfortunate circumstances, we have to run a rerun. But WHAT a rerun!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #23 - Wild Hogs</title>
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<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.<br/>0:33 - 2:45 - We welcome back Elliott Kalan, make fun of Stuart, and reintroduce Ritch Duncan.<br/>2:46 - 40:22 - We make up for our spottily-released late summer shows by making this our second-longest episode ever and spending far too much time discussing Wild Hogs-- possibly more than the screenwriter took to write it.<br/>40:23 - 44:30 - Final judgments.<br/>44:31 - 49:10 - We congratulate Elliott on some huge news, and spend a little time discussing the Ewe Boll contest (with a brief R.I.P. for Dan&#8217;s local video rental place).<br/>49:11 - 55:56 - The sad bastards recommend.<br/>55:57 - 57:28 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 18:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>Wild Hogs, Flop House, bad movie, reviews, humor, comedy, Elliott Kalan, Ritch Duncan, Dan McCoy, Daily Show, Tim Allen</itunes:keywords>
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<itunes:subtitle>We come roaring back from a spotty few weeks with our look at Wild Hogs, an even gayer Travolta film than Hairspray.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #12 - Ewe Boll Contest</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We honor the modern-day Ed Wood with a contest.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 7 Sep 2008 14:21:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:03:42</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Ewe Boll, contest, Flop House, bad movies, movie minute, Dan McCoy</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>We honor the modern-day Ed Wood with a contest.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #22 - Vantage Point</title>
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<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.<br/>0:33 - 2:30 - We introduce our guest co-host, leggy comedienne Sara Schaefer.<br/>2:31 - 35:29 - We each give our vantage points on the film Vantage Point.&nbsp; See what I did there?&nbsp; I made you want to shoot yourself.<br/>35:30 - 38:40 - Final judgments. <br/>38:41 - 43:28 - We announce the WINNER OF THE FLOP HOUSE CONTEST!<br/>43:29 - 47:17 - The sad bastards recommend.&nbsp; (Also, according to our web research, the second movie Sara recommends-- the one where she can&#8217;t remember the title-- is probably Butcher Wing.)<br/>47:18 - 52:11 - Sara plugs some stuff, and Stuart demonstrates his complete misunderstanding of the concept of plugs.<br/>52:12 - 53:29 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 15:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:53:29</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Vantage Point, bad movies, review, film, humor, comedy, Sara Schaefer, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Flop House</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Bestweekever.tv&#8217;s Sara Schaefer joins us for a discussion of Vantage Point, aka Rashomon for dumb people.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Flop House Movie Minute #11 - Listener Feedback</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We talk with the listeners, walk with the listeners.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:05:49</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flop House, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, contast, puromac, movie minute, Teen Wolf</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>We talk with the listeners, walk with the listeners.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #21 - One Missed Call</title>
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<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.<br/>0:33 - 1:57 - We take a moment to discuss Stuart&#8217;s choice of attire.<br/>1:58 - 38:02 - We discuss the film One Missed Call, the movie that asks the question, &quot;Can anything be all bad, if it involves Ray Wise?&quot;<br/>38:03 - 41:09 - Final judgments.<br/>41:10 - 49:21- The sad bastards recommend. <br/>49:22 - 51:45 - More on the Flop House contest, and goodbyes.<br/>51:46 - 52:30 - Theme and outtakes.<br/><br type="_moz"/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 3 Aug 2008 16:29:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:52:30</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>One Missed Call, Flop House, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, bad movies, film, reviews, comedy, humor, J-horror</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>One Missed Call is as good as another, provided &#34;another&#34; is any other J-horror remake.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>On Vacation</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The movie minute is taking a summer vacation this week, but we don&#8217;t want to leave you empty-handed, so enjoy this audio sketch.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 18:29:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:02:50</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>The movie minute is taking a summer vacation this week, but we don&#8217;t want to leave you empty-handed, so enjoy this audio sketch</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #20 - 10,000 B.C.</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=360896#</link>
<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.<br/>0:33 - 2:47 - We have our usual difficulty getting down to business.<br/>2:48 - 30:30 - Would 10,000 B.C. have been better if it had starred Ringo Starr and Shelly Long?&nbsp; Yes.&nbsp; Yes it would.<br/>30:31 - 34:13 - Final judgments.<br/>34:14 - 36:45 - A brief digression about the films of Brendan Fraser.<br/>36:46 - 46:13 - The sad bastards recommend. <br/>46:14 - 52:57 - A greater explication of the Flop House contest, surveys, podcasty business, and goodbyes.<br/>52:58 - 53:39 - Theme and outtakes.<br/><br/><br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:53:39</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Who knew the dawn of man was this boring?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #10 - Teen Wolf</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Warm nostalgia swaddles the show, as the gang discusses Teen Wolf.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:12:52</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Teen Wolf, flop house, movie minute, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, humor, comedy, film, movie, reviews</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Warm nostalgia swaddles the show, as the gang discusses Teen Wolf.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode 20 - Premonition</title>
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<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme<br/>0:32 - 30:20 - After welcoming back oft-absent co-host Elliott Kalan and dispensing with some off-topic comics talk, we celebrate Independence Day by examining the slow decline of former America&#8217;s sweetheart Sandra Bullock in Premonition.<br/>30:21 - 32:05 A slight detour, as the Flop House hosts make out their audio living wills.<br/>32:06 - 36:09 - Final judgments.<br/>36:10 - 40:19 - We rewrite the ending to Premonition.&nbsp; Also: a lot of nonsense about C.H.U.D.s.<br/>40:20 - 48:40 - The sad bastards recommend.<br/>48:41 - 51:12 - Podcasty business, a NEW CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT, and goodbyes.<br/>51:13 - 51:54 - Theme and outtakes.<br/><br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 6 Jul 2008 14:49:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:51:55</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flop House, humor, comedy, film, bad movies, reviews, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Premonition, Sandra Bullock</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Sandy Bullock has become unstuck in time. Also in her career. (We watch Premonition.)</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #9 - Twin Sitters</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=354188#</link>
<description><![CDATA[We briefly discuss a barbarian-sized hit. Also: fully clothed breasts!<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:07:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Barbarian Brothers, Flop House, Twin Sitters, Lindsay Lohan, breasts</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>We briefly discuss a barbarian-sized hit. Also: fully clothed breasts!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #20 - Jumper</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=351873#</link>
<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.<br/>0:33 - 1:21 - We introduce special guest host, Matt Koff.<br/>1:22 - 29:19 - Jump! For my love! Jump in! ...Is a song we&#8217;d rather be listening to, than watching the film Jumper, starring Teen Anakin. Skywalker.&nbsp; <br/>29:20 - 33:50 - Final judgments. <br/>33:51 - 39:11 - A little Unbreakable feedback, and Dan hijacks the podcast for his own petty, personal purposes.<br/>39:12 - 46:25 - The sad bastards recommend.<br/>46:26 - 49:18 - Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:49:18</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flop House, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Matt Koff, Jumper, humor, comedy, bad movies, film, review, Hayden Christensen</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Hayden Christensen IS jumper IN Jumper WHILE WEARING a jumper.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #8 - Twisted Trailers</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Trailers for some of this summer&#8217;s biggest films.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 17:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:02:21</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Previews for some big summer titles.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #17 - Untraceable</title>
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<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:30 - Intro and theme.<br/>0:31 - 1:40 - We welcome back co-host Elliott Kalan after a brief break, and he pitches us a Kalan-centric TV vehicle.<br/>1:41 - 26:42 - A perfectly pleasant conversation about sticking your penis in various foodstuffs is ruined by the film Untraceable.<br/>26:43 - 30:00 - Final judgments.<br/>30:01 - 36:16 - The sad bastards recommend.<br/>36:17 - 38:03 - Shilling for the website - now with fan art and videos!<br/>38:04 - 40:14 - Some final thoughts about Untraceable, fan art, and penises.<br/>40:15 - 41:19 - Goodbyes, theme music, and outtakes.<br/><br/><br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 8 Jun 2008 17:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Untraceable teaches us that the Internet is terrifying. Are you killing a kitten by downloading this podcast?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #7 - Deleted Scenes</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We present an extended cut from a horror movie classic.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 2 Jun 2008 04:33:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:02:54</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flop House, comedy, humor, movie, film, Silence of the Lambs, sketch</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>The Long, Awkward Conversation of the Lambs</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #16 - Alien vs. Predator: Requiem</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In the battle between Alien and Predator, there can be only one winner, and you can bet it&#8217;s not the viewing public.&nbsp; Meanwhile, Stuart reveals a shocking secret about vaginas, Dan does a sub-par 70&#8217;s TV impression, and Lou keeps urging people to draw things.<br/><br/>0:00 - 0:29 - Introduction and theme.<br/>0:30 - 2:35 - We speculate about regular host Elliott Kalan&#8217;s absence, and learn a little about guest host Lou Fernandez.<br/>2:36 - 32:05 - Alien vs. Predator, possibly the coolest concept in the world, provided you&#8217;re an acne-riddled 12-year-old.<br/>32:06 - 35:25 - Final judgments.<br/>35:26 - 42:14 - The sad bastards recommend.<br/>42:15 - 45:07 - We draw your attention to Elliott&#8217;s recent television triumph and plug our website a little.<br/>45:08 - 48:09 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 20:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:48:09</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Alien vs. Predator, Flop House, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Lou Fernandez, bad movies, film, comedy, humor</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Even Superman vs. Muhammed Ali was a better grudge match than this one.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #6 - Con Men</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The Flop House makes a foray into near-journalism and visits the NY ComiCon.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 18:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:10:11</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>New York ComiCon, Flop House, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, movies, comedy, humor, film, comics</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>What are the odds that three male podcasters are also comics nerds?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>The Flop House: Episode #15 - D-Wars: Dragon Wars</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=335692#</link>
<description><![CDATA[We answer the question, &quot;How bad could a movie with dragon wars possibly be?&quot;&nbsp; Meanwhile, Dan pitches a new Bikini-themed movie, Elliott has a flashback to the war, Stu makes a love connection, and we all take a big swig of the Hong Kong cocktail.<br/><br/>0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.<br/>0:33 - 26:07 - After a brief and transparent bid for sympathy on Dan&#8217;s part, we get down to business and discuss D-Wars: Dragon Wars, the film that can&#8217;t make up its mind whether to abbreviate itself.<br/>26:08 - 27:37 - Final judgments.<br/>27:38 - 28:49 - We announce a shameless ploy to increase listenership.<br/>28:50 - 32:29 - A long-absent segment makes its triumphant return.<br/>32:30 - 38:20 - The sad bastards recommend.<br/>38:21 - 42:08 - Some podcast business is taken care of, amidst copious gibberish.<br/>42:09 - 43:21 - Goodbyes, theme music, and outtakes.<br/><br/>I apologize that the audio quality is slightly lower than the previous few episodes.&nbsp; My allergy-addled mind didn&#8217;t take enough time checking the levels, so I sound slightly louder and cracklier than Stu or Elliott, despite doing my best to fix it in post.<br/><br/><br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 4 May 2008 19:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:43:21</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, D-Wars, Dragon Wars, bad movies, comedy, film, Flop House, humor</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>The history of Dragon Wars is written by the victors.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #5 - Moral Lessons</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A heartwarming story about spiders disintegrates into despair and recrimination.&nbsp; Enjoy!<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 14:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:03:54</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, Arachnophobia, thrillomedy, comedy, humor, bad movies, movie minute</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Spiders! Everyone&#8217;s covered in spiders!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode #14 - Bratz</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=330669#</link>
<description><![CDATA[We squander our newfound viral success by spending this episode talking about the movie Bratz.&nbsp; Meanwhile, Stuart solves an unsolvable math problem, Dan lauds the film&#8217;s convention-defying use of time, and Elliott gives the youth a lesson about teetotaling.&nbsp; <br/><br/>0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.<br/>0:35 - 2:19 - A noble attempt at professionalism crashes and burns almost immediately.&nbsp; Also, we explain our mission statement.<br/>2:20 - 40:37 - We giggle like grade-school girls over the Bratz movie.<br/>40:38 - 43:34 - Final judgements.<br/>43:35 - 54:38 - The sad bastards recommend. <br/>54:39 - 57:37 - Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 23:51:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:57:36</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flop House, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Bratz, bad movie, film, humor, comedy, review, Gawker</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>We beat on the Bratz with a baseball bat.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #4 - Comic Heroes</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=328086#</link>
<description><![CDATA[We atone for the lack of full-length episodes, due to Dan&#8217;s vacation, with this: a movie minute so long so as to render the concept useless.&nbsp; Enjoy!<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:07:34</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Flop House, humor, comedy, bad movies, film, Ziggy</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>This Summer, Get Zigged!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #3 - Coming Attractions</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=325104#</link>
<description><![CDATA[We devote this Flop House Movie Minute to the ultimate in nostalgia sequels.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 5 Apr 2008 02:10:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:03:16</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Tango and Cash, Dan McCoy, The Flop House, comedy, humor, bad movies, film, Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russell</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>A Flop House favorite gets the sequel trailer it deserves.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode Thirteen - The Invasion</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=322968#</link>
<description><![CDATA[In our least-edited show yet we discover that big stars, glossy production values, and a classic story can&#8217;t save you from being snatch&#8217;d by the Flop House, as we discuss The Invasion.&nbsp; Meanwhile, Elliott tries to sell us on his medical humor, Stuart imagines the sassy sentient skateboard of his dreams, and Dan auditions for several other podcasts.<br/><br/>0:00 - 0:35 Introduction and theme<br/>0:36 - 2:46 A podcast warning is issued, and a dead-on George Takai impression is met with thundering indifference.<br/>2:46 - 40:54 We talk about The Invasion, the latest and least-greatest take on Invasion of the Body Snatchers.&nbsp; At least Nicole Kidman wears a tight sweater.<br/>40:55 - 42:38 Final judgments.<br/>42:39 - 55:09 The sad bastards recommend.<br/>55:10 - 56:05 Some nonsense about Karate Kid to close the show.<br/>56:07 - 58:56 Thanks, podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:33:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:58:57</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>flop house, stuart wellington, dan mccoy, elliott kalan, bad movies, humor, comedy, film, review, the invasion, nicole kidman</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Even Nicole Kidman&#8217;s sweater can&#8217;t save The Invasion</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #2 - A Beckinsale Tale</title>
<link>http://theflophouse.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=320540#</link>
<description><![CDATA[In the second of our short, supplemental episodes, noted raconteur Stuart Wellington describes his encounter with noted werewolf-hunter Kate Beckinsale.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 22:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:03:09</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Stuart Wellington, Flop House, Kate Beckinsale, bad movies, humor, comedy, film, Van Helsing, supplements</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Noted raconteur Stuart Wellington describes his encounter with noted werewolf-hunter Kate Beckinsale.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode Twelve - Awake</title>
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<description><![CDATA[0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme.<br/>0:30 - 3:21 - We waste a fair amount of time talking about our new microphones.<br/>3:22 - 28:50 - Jessica Alba AND Hayden Christensen?&nbsp; Is there any way the movie Awake CAN&#8217;T be good?<br/>28:51 - 37:20 Final judgements<br/>37:21 - 38:57 A brief intermission for a story about Dan in his pajamas.<br/>38:58 - 51:44 The sad bastards recommend<br/>51:45 - 56:26 Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:56:23</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Flop House, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, Awake, humor, comedy, bad movie, film, review</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>A twofer of Flop-worthy actors star in the &#34;thriller&#34; Awake.  Also, new microphones!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>The Flop House Movie Minute #1</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re going to start producing short, supplemental episodes to put out in weeks without a full-length Flop House, so that listeners don&#8217;t have to wait quite so long for new content.&nbsp; In this first episode, Dan addresses some of the material lost (thanks to technical difficulties) from the Awards Floptacular episode. <br/><br/>We hope you like the new Movie Minute supplements.&nbsp; Thanks for listening.<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 9 Mar 2008 19:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:03:32</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>The Flop House, Dan McCoy, supplemental episode, Academy Awards, Oscars, bad movies, film, humor, comedy</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>The first of our all-new short supplementary episodes covers some of the ground lost from our Awards Floptacular.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode Eleven - Awards Floptacular</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Special guest Elliott Kalan returns to discuss what has been called "The Academy Awards of movies," the Oscars.  Meanwhile, Stuart hands out tips about the Internet, Dan learns what it means to be a really unlikely stripper, and Elliott fears running afoul of Wayne Enterprises.

0:00 - 0:33 Introduction and theme.
0:34 - 31:49 Welcoming special guest host, Elliott Kalan (segment producer, The Daily Show; humor columnist, Metro), and discussion of the 80th annual Academy Awards.
31:50 - 39:30 Elliott discusses his own experiences helping to produce the 2006 Oscars telecast, and Dan tries to jump in with his own shameless name-dropping.
39:31 - 43:15 We discuss the Razzies, which, coincidentally, was dominated by the film we watched the last time Elliott guest hosted.
43:16 - 45:51 We get bored talking about the Razzies and drift back to the Oscars.
45:52 - 46:39  Dan&#8217;s cursed laptop provides the show with a shocking twist ending.  Also, podcasty business is briefly addressed.
46:40 - 47:26 End theme and outtakes.

NOTE: I incorrectly identified our email address as "theflophouse" at gmail.com.  It is, of course, "theflophousepodcast" (of course because, in 2008, every other damn email address had been taken).



]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 6 Mar 2008 23:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:47:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>humor, comedy, bad movies, film, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Oscars, Razzies</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>We land someone who&#8217;s actually worked on the Academy Awards for our discussion of the Oscars and Razzies.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode Ten - Good Luck Chuck</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Comedian Ritch Duncan joins us, to talk about Good Luck Chuck, starring "comedian" Dane Cook, in a poignant film about love lost, found, and crotch-biting penguins.  Meanwhile Dan makes a plea for exploitation filmmakers to stick to their guns, Ritch explains when to allow a bird to ingest its own feces, and Stuart encourages our audience in an act of vandalism against video stores across the nation. 

0:00 - 0:32 Introduction and theme.
0:32 - 1:35 Welcoming special guest host Ritch Duncan, stand-up comic, and former editor-in-chief for Jest Magazine, and former writer for PRI&#8217;s Fair Game and Comedy Central&#8217;s Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn.
1:36 - 41:00 We upchuck Good Luck Chuck - a movie which, by the way, is about as unfunny and unpleasant as the first part of this sentence.
41:01 - 45:35 For the very first time, a movie manages to break the Final Judgement segment of The Flop House.
45:36 - 54:02 The sad bastards recommend. 
54:03 - 55:12 Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

Two notes, one good, one bad:

The GOOD: I&#8217;ve discovered how to compress these files further, so that, going forward, the shows will not be monster 80 MB downloads.  Sorry about the size of previous episodes.  You&#8217;ll note that this one, despite being nearly an hour, is a svelte 25 MB.

The BAD: This episode has an (extremely, extremely quiet, but still noticeable) constant stream of background chatter.  I do not know why.  Most likely, the headphones for my TV were switched on, and near the mic, while recording, so that we could not hear this ambient noise during the session, but it got picked up on the podcast.  Sorry about that -- it won&#8217;t happen again.  In the meanwhile, why don&#8217;t you pretend that you&#8217;re listening to this episode on old-fashioned terrestrial radio, and what you&#8217;re hearing is the next channel in the AM dial bleeding into this one.  It&#8217;ll make you feel like you&#8217;re on a long road trip with your parents... except that your folks are inexplicably listening to three foul-mouthed guys kicking a movie while it&#8217;s down.  Enjoy!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:55:12</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>bad movies, film, reviews, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Ritch Duncan, Good Luck Chuck, Jest Magazine, Tough Crowd</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Dan McCoy</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>How much Chuck could a Good Luck Chuck, if a good luck could Chuck good?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Flop House Episode Nine - Next</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In this episode, Colbert Report staff writer Frank Lesser joins us, to see what happens next, in Next (hint: it has something to do with Nicholas Cage&#8217;s hair). Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his vulnerability to bullets, Dan describes his super-power, and Frank pitches a romantic comedy built on Next&#8217;s charred remains.

0:00 â 0:35 Introduction and theme.
0:36 â 7:42 Our guest host Frank Lesser is introduced, and we indulge in some off-topic discussion of M. Night Shyamalan, and of Heath Ledger&#8217;s untimely demise.
7:43 â 33:33 What happens if they make a movie with Nic Cage, Julianne Moore, and Jessica Biel and no-one comes?  They name it Next.
33:34 â 38:35 Final judgments.
38:36 - 42:30 The sad bastards recommend.
42:31 - 56:50 A once-proud podcast devolves into a conversation about recent movies, including Juno, I Am Legend, and The Mist.
56:51 â 57:49 Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode 8 - I Know Who Killed Me</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Daily Show segment producer and Metro columnist Elliott Kalan joins us, to discuss Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s tour de force dual performance as a girl and another, slightly sluttier girl, in I Know Who Killed Me.&nbsp; Meanwhile, Stuart discusses decorating plans for his evidence dungeon, Dan mentions a lost Neil Simon play that should stay lost, and Elliott fills us in on the life and works of Art Bell.<br/><br/>0:00 â 0:32 Introduction and theme.<br/>0:33 â 36:54 I Know Who Killed Me - just as lurid as the title suggests?&nbsp; Or lurid-er?<br/>36:55 â 40:15 Final judgments.<br/>40:16 â 45:13 The sad bastards recommend.<br/>45:14 â 48:13 Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.<br/><br/>A note: we&#8217;ve eliminated the movie synopsis at the beginning of the episode, as we&#8217;ve heard people say that they&#8217;d rather just get into the fun stuff right away.&nbsp; However, if you want a little context for the discussion, we&#8217;ll still post links to the Wikipedia pages for these films, which tend to have fairly thorough plot summaries.<br/>Daily Show segment producer and Metro columnist Elliott Kalan joins us, to discuss Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s tour de force dual performance as a girl and another, slightly sluttier girl, in I Know Who Killed Me.&nbsp; Meanwhile, Stuart discusses decorating plans for his evidence dungeon, Dan mentions a lost Neil Simon play that should stay lost, and Elliott fills us in on the life and works of Art Bell.<br/><br/>0:00 â 0:32 Introduction and theme.<br/>0:33 â 36:54 I Know Who Killed Me - just as lurid as the title suggests?&nbsp; Or lurid-er?<br/>36:55 â 40:15 Final judgments.<br/>40:16 â 45:13 The sad bastards recommend.<br/>45:14 â 48:13 Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.<br/><br/>A note: we&#8217;ve eliminated the movie synopsis at the beginning of the episode, as we&#8217;ve heard people say that they&#8217;d rather just get into the fun stuff right away.&nbsp; However, if you want a little context for the discussion, we&#8217;ll still post links to the Wikipedia pages for these films, which tend to have fairly thorough plot summaries.<br/><br type="_moz"/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:05:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode Seven - Mr. Brooks</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In our first episode sans Simon, we welcome friend-of-the-show Jeanette Laird to the guest host seat, to discuss the Kevin Costner split-personality serial killer film Mr. Brooks.&nbsp; Meanwhile, Stuart makes a movie pitch, Dan reveals an embarrassing secret about Charlieâs Angels, and Jeanette teaches us how to kill a man.<br/><br/>0:00 â 0:36 Introduction and theme.<br/>0:37 â 2:50 Partial synopsis of Mr. Brooks, courtesy of Wikipedia.<br/>2:51 â 28:02 Somethingâs happening here and you donât know what it is, do you, Mr. Brooks?<br/>28:03 â 31:16 Final judgments.<br/>31:17 â 36:55 The sad bastards recommend.<br/>36:56 â Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.<br/><br/>*A small apology for the audio quality of some of this episode.&nbsp; I have no idea why my voice sounds so booming at times, while Stuart and Jeanette sound like they are in the next room, other than the obvious explanation that I am 40 feet tall.<br/><br type="_moz"/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 7 Dec 2007 00:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>To become a killer, you need to learn from a killer, who&#8217;s fathered a killer, investigated by a cop who&#8217;s chased by a killer.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode Six - Perfect Stranger</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In this episode, the gang chats about Perfect Stranger, the top Internet chat-based thriller that was released twenty years after Internet chatting was invented.  Meanwhile, Stuart engages in some creative screenplay retitling, Dan proposes a twist ending advisory board, and Simon drops a personal bombshell.

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.
0:34 - 1:54 - Partial synopsis of Perfect Stranger, courtesy of Wikipedia.
1:55 - 28:27 - According to the Simpsons musical Streetcar! "...a stranger&#8217;s just a friend you haven&#8217;t met!"  But that was before the movie Perfect Stranger.
28:28 - 29:52 - Final judgments.
29:53 - 36:18 - Our first listener mail!
36:19 - 40:01 - The sad bastards recommend.
40:02 - 44:00 - Simon reveals some sad news.
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<pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:33:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>Perfect Stranger is strangely imperfect.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode Five - Saw III</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In the second of our special Halloween episodes, the gang gets caught in the deathtrap that is <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0489270/">Saw III</a>.
Meanwhile, Simon spins an elaborate handstand analogy, Stuart gets turned on by Icyface, and Dan offers Jigsaw&#8217;s girlfriend a little relationship advice.<br/><br/>0:00 - 0:40 - Introduction and the special &quot;Halloween Remix&quot; Flop House Theme<br/>0:40 - 2:31 - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saw_III">Partial synopsis of Saw III</a>, courtesy of Wikipedia<br/>2:32 - 29:49 - Does unremitting torture and pain appeal to you?&nbsp; Then, why not watch Saw III, so you can go through a little of it?&nbsp; ZING!&nbsp; You got zinged, Saw III!<br/>29:50 - 32:53 - Final judgements.<br/>32:54 - 36:57 - The sad bastards recommend.<br/>36:58 - 39:00 - THE SHOCKING DENOUMENT!<br/>39:01 - 43:00 - Podcasty business, next show teaser, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>Saw III, movies, film, the flop house, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Simon Fisher, horror, Halloween</itunes:keywords>
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<itunes:subtitle>We discuss the film most likely to inspire the response, &#8217;Let&#8217;s seesaw three what?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode 4 - The Number 23</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In this episode, the team examines the sure-misfire team-up of Jim Carrey and Joel Schumacher. The Number 23.&nbsp; Meanwhile, in a shocking twist, Simon rails against twist endings; Stuart discusses digital sex (but not in the way you think); and Dan can&#8217;t quite get a handle on how to name movie characters.<br/><br/>0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and the special Halloween Remix Flop House Theme<br/>0:38 - 4:11 - Synopsis of The Number 23, courtesy of Wikipedia<br/>4:12 - 34:00 - Wouldn&#8217;t it be spooky if this segment was TWENTY-THREE MINUTES LONG?&nbsp; It wouldn&#8217;t?&nbsp; Then you&#8217;ve learned the secret of The Number 23.<br/>34:01 - 36:40 - Final judgements.<br/>36:41 - 40:52 - The sad bastards recommend.<br/>40:53 - 44:07 - Next show teaser, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.<br/><br type="_moz"/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 8 Oct 2007 00:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>We discuss the ultimate in integer-based horror, The Number 23.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode Three - A Sound of Thunder</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The Flop House team listens to (and, unfortunately, watches) <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318081/">A Sound of Thunder</a>.&nbsp; Meanwhile, Simon plans a diamond heist, Stu does a little Edward Burns math, and Dan apologizes for things he didn&#8217;t do... and the entire gang would rather be watching a film about a crime-fighting dinosaur. <br/><br/>0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme music.<br/>0:34 - 2:56 - Synopsis of A Sound of Thunder, courtesy of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Sound_of_Thunder_%28film%29">Wikipedia</a>.<br/>2:57 - 32:06 - What is the sound of one thunder clapping?<br/>32:07 - 35:51- The sad bastards recommend stuff that <span style="font-style: italic;">doesn&#8217;t</span> suck.<br/>35:52 - 39:49 - Goodbyes, theme music, and outtakes.<br/><br/><span style="font-style: italic;">The Flop House Theme courtesy of <a href="http://www.myspace.com/dinosaurlightning">Keith Burgun</a>.</span>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>What is the sound of one thunder clapping?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode Two - Memory</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In the second episode of The Flop House, the team travels deep into unexplored reaches of the Billy Zane catalogue, to unearth the a repressed (or at least barely theatrically released) <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418879/" title="Memory">Memory</a>.&nbsp; Meanwhile, Simon contemplates suicide, Stuart can&#8217;t seem to turn off his phone, and <a href="http://danmccoy.blogspot.com">Dan</a> coins a new improv troupe name.<br/><br/>0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme music.<br/>0:34 - 1:40 - Synopsis of Memory courtesy of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_%282007_film%29">Wikipedia</a>.<br/>1:40 - 28:19 - Oh, Memory, why can&#8217;t we forget you?<br/>28:19 - 32:56 - The sad bastards recommend stuff that <span style="font-style: italic;">doesn&#8217;t</span> suck.<br/>32:56 - 34:30 - Goodbyes, theme music, and outtakes.<br/><br/><span style="font-style: italic;">The Flop House Theme courtesy of <a href="http://www.myspace.com/dinosaurlightning">Keith Burgun</a>.</span><br/><br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 1 Sep 2007 23:32:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>Funny Talk About Film Flops</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>The Flop House: Episode One - Stealth</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In the inaugural episode of The Flop House, the team examines Rob Cohen&#8217;s fighter-plane-run-amok film <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382992/">Stealth</a>.&nbsp; Meanwhile, Simon discusses sex toys, Stuart does some video store filing, and Dan mispronounces &quot;sentient&quot; a lot. <br/><br/>Also, the gang recommends a few things that <span style="font-style: italic;">don&#8217;t</span> suck.&nbsp; <br/><br/>0:00 - 1:10 - Introductions, themes, and such.<br/>1:10 - 21:30 - Stealth.&nbsp; Fun factory, or snore factory?<br/>21:30 - 24:30 - Final Judgments<br/>24:30 - 29:10 - The sad bastards recommend.<br/>29:10 - 30:28 - It&#8217;s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.&nbsp; Also to the Flop <br/><div style="margin-left: 120px;">House.<br/></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
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